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Comedy Electronica Vol. 1
Comedy Electronica Vol. 1
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Scout Durwood - Sad Ukulele
The official music video for Scout Durwood's "Sad Ukulele". Pre-order Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: http://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/PreOrderComedyElectronica1 Stream "Sad Ukulele": http://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/Scout-Durwood-Sad-Ukulele Follow Scout Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ Be sure to hit the subscribe button and to ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0U-r2zj6Nse8Bt7H8rsyng www.scoutdurwood.com SONG BY: Scout Durwood ARRANGED BY: Dave Darling VIDEO Directed by Scout Durwood Produced by Kacy Boccumini Director of Photography John Gardiner 1st AC Gabe Gely AD John Paul Bonin Color by Jason Zeni Edited by Daniel Kaczkowski and Scout Durwood Special Thanks: Chaz Ahern, Claire Mitchell LYRICS SAD UKULELE Sad songs are inappropriate When you sing them on the ukulele (Everything you’re about to hear is true) I found out on Twitter That my ex has cancer But her new girlfriend Is taking excellent care of her That’s a lot of new feelings To have all at once (yeah, woah) Because effectively I mourned you On the day you went away And made it very clear to me You don’t want to be friends Which is a challenge Cuz you also said you’d love me for forever But if you’d loved me never We’d still be friends And now will I even be invited to your funeral? And if I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew That life would be so sad I would have learned, learned, learned, learned, learned To play something other than Other than the ukulele The old man in my building Had to be hospitalized indefinitely When I asked him who was Helping taking care of his cat He said no one and I said “I’ll take the cat!” Then I found out that the Old man was a hoarder And the cat had severe Neurological disorders My vet said was too far gone Blind and deaf and there was Nothing they could do So I surrendered the cat And when the man came home I had to tell him I’d murdered his only friend Now my apartment still smells like the cat Also I’m allergic to cats And if I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew That life would be so sad I would have learned, learned, learned, learned, learned To play something other than Other than the ukulele Sometimes I wake up In the dead of night Having a panic attack that Sexual slavery exists Like how is that a problem? Why is it even a phrase? What dark part of humanity Could possibly explain it? And what can we do? What is any of this for? Did Clooney really help when he went to Darfur? Is comedy an effective tool for change? Cuz if we choose our own weapons And we choose to go to war And I am fighting for truth and equality for sure Am I an idiot to think that a Song can make a difference And why did I choose such a happy little instrument? It’s hard to acknowledge social injustice On the ukulele In a world where obesity is a Larger problem than hunger And the tenth most requested gift From Santa is a dad And every year the Mars rover Sings happy birthday to itself Also everyone you know or love or Meet in the universe eventually dies So sad Too bad I only play the ukulele. I only play the uku….. lele #scoutdurwood #comedy
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Scout Durwood - Sexually Implicit
The official music video for Scout Durwood's "Sexually Implicit". Listen to Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: https://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/ComedyElectronicaVol1 Scroll down for lyrics! Follow Scout Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ Be sure to hit the subscribe button and to ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/user/scoutingtrip?sub_confirmation=1 www.scoutdurwood.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- SEXUALLY IMPLICIT -- CREDITS Song by Scout Durwood and Dave Darling Directed by Jason Zeni CAST Scout Durwood as herself Kacy Boccumini as Ric Cum Laude Lindasy Hicks as Benji Dipthong Dongle Executive Producer Blue Elan Records Producer Kacy Boccumini Director of Photography Keelan Carothers Edited by Jason Zeni 1st AD Chaz Ahern Gaffer Chris Boulos Grip Eric Garcia Production Assistants Claire Mitchell, Dre Swain, Darren Bailey Technical Supervisor Dan Dowding 1st AC Brad Wilder 2nd AC Paulina Zamorano Color by Jazon Zeni Titles/Graphics by Jason Zeni ------------------------------------------------------------------------- SEXUALLY IMPLICIT -- LYRICS Oooo Aer Lingus Angina Assonance Backdoor Beaver Breaststroke Bulbous Bunny Buttress Charles Dickens Chum Coccyx Cockapoo Cockle Cockpit Conch Copula Creamy Cul de sac Cum laude Cumin Cystic Diphthong Dongle Oooo baby You know you can’t resist it Ooo Ooo baby When I’m sexually implicit Wanna get with me Filthy flirty Wanna be with me Baby better keep it wordy Facial Fajita Fartlek Fish stick Flaccid Flagella Flappy Flautist Foaming Free Willy Fricatives Fruity Girth Gooey Homo Erectus Humpback Joystick Juices Kumquat Lingual Bi-lingual Magna cum laude Manhole Ooo baby You wanna love me longer longer Ooo oo baby Better hit me with some sweet entendre Ooo baby You know you can’t resist it Ooo oo baby When I’m sexually implicit Masticate Membrane Moist Muffin Nasty Nut butter Oedipus Oral Panties Peacock Penal code Pendulous Penultimate Phalanges Pianist Poop deck Pounding Pro Bono Prostrate Pudding Pulsing Pumping Punt Pussy willow Ramrod Rim shot Rorschach Secretion Sextuplets Shaft Shuttlecock Slather Slider Smack Snatch Spaetzle Spelunk Sperm whale Splurge Sprinkle Squat Squirt Sticky Subpoena Summa cum laude Throbbing Titmouse Tight end Tittle Titular Uranus Viscous Vivaldi Waxing gibbous Weenis #scoutdurwood #comedy
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Scout Durwood - Sky Dancer
The official music video for Scout Durwood's "Sky Dancer". Pre-order Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: http://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/PreOrderComedyElectronica1 Stream "Sky Dancer": http://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/Scout-SkyDancer Scroll down for lyrics! Follow Scout Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ Be sure to hit the subscribe button and to ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/user/scoutingtrip?sub_confirmation=1 www.scoutdurwood.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- SKY DANCER -- Credits Song by Scout Durwood, Dave Darling, Gunner Sixx, Jordan Spoliansky Executive Producer Scout Durwood, Blue Elan Records Directed by Jason Zeni Produced by Kacy Boccumini, Kourtney Gleason Director of Photography Keelan Carothers 1st AD Chaz Ahern Edited by Jason Zeni and Eric Garcia Key Grip Chad Narducci Gaffer Chris Boulos Grip Eric Garcia PA Claire Mitchell PA Dre Swain PA Darrren Bailey Technical Supervisor Dan Dowding 2nd AC Paulina Zamorano 1st AC Brad Wilder 2nd AC Marizo Siller Steady Cam David Crother VFX Yates Holly CAST Scout Durwood Annie Paradis Anna Goodman Lindsay Hicks Kacy Boccumini Jacob Crow Richee Aaron Kacy Boccumini ------------------------------------------------------------------------- SKY DANCER -- LYRICS Ok, kids. We’re about learn a new dance. It’s a dance of friendship. It’s a dance of freedom! It’s the dance of the wavy parachute guy you see outside of used car lots and tire shops, technically known as… sky dancers. Are you ready? Well you should be! Because the party starts…… now! Put your right foot on the ground Put your left foot next to it Just like you’re a tree A tree growing for friendship far and wide! Now shake your butt and move your knees in a circle Bigger circles smaller circles Everything’s a circle life is a circle Wave a stranger Feet like a trunk and shake your butt Your knees in a circle you’re doing great. Wave to a stranger from the left to the right Now tickle the sun and smile bright Reach to the sky do a body roll Wave to a stranger body roll Play catch with yourself but you can’t see the ball Don’t forget to smile Sky dancer dancing alone What are you dancing for? Sky dancer reaching so high than Falling so low then rising again Long yellow free Are you waving at me? Long yellow free Are you waving at me? Fee fie faux fame Hollywood give us more of the same So let your freak flag fly Let your freak flag fly Your freak flag’s fly So let your freak flag fly Freak flagging is fly So fly your freak flag high Flag your freak flying fly Freaking freak you flag fly (nonsense) (nonsense) Now you’ve got your feet And now you’ve got your arms Now pretend that you don’t have Any bones Reach to the sky Fall to the floor Reach to the sky Fall to the floor Reach to the sky Fall half way down Then go back to the sky Feet like a trunk and shake your butt Knees in a circle smile and wave. Tickle the sun do a body roll Wave to a stranger body roll Play catch with yourself But you can’t see the ball You don’t have any bones Feet to the knees to the circle and wave. To the sun to the stranger smile Sky dancer what are you waving for? Are you waving for me? Sky dancer dancing above the clouds For all to see Sky dancer what are you dancing for Are you dancing for me Sky dancer dancing forever Dancing for all to see Feet like a trunk and shake your butt. Knees in a circle smile and wave. Tickle the sun do a body roll Wave to a stranger body roll Play catch with yourself But you can’t see the ball You don’t have any bones Feet to the knees to the circle and wave To the sun to the stranger smile Long yellow free Are you waving at me? Long yellow free Are you waving at me? #scoutdurwood #comedy
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03:55
Scout Durwood - I Don't Want To Hold UR Baby
The official music video for Scout Durwood's "I Don't Want To Hold UR Baby". Pre-order Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: http://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/PreOrderComedyElectronica1 Follow Scout Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ Be sure to hit the subscribe button and to ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0U-r2zj6Nse8Bt7H8rsyng www.scoutdurwood.com #scoutdurwood #comedy #millennials Directed by Scout Durwood Executive Producer Blue Elan Records Co-Directed by Kasmira Buchanan Produced by Kacy Boccumini, Kourtney Gleason Director of Photography John Gardiner Color by Jason Zeni Choreography by Kasmira Buchanan Assistant Director John Paul Bonin 1st Assistant Camera Arthur Castellano Jib Operator Charles Chen Key Grip Joawuin Cruz Key PA Franky Morales Special thanks to Brendon Thomas CAST Scout Durwood, Kasmira Buchanan, Kevin Kelley, Kacy Boccumini, Catherine McCafferty, Keva Walker, Allen Smith, Anna Goodman, Grant Cohen, Rojonna Handy, Eileen Crowe, Lia Richardson, Cat Mahara Song by Scout Durwood Dave Darling Gunner Sixx
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Scout Durwood - Steal UR Girlfriend
The official music video for "Steal UR Girlfriend". Pre-order Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: http://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/PreOrderComedyElectronica1 Listen to the song on Spotify or Apple Music here: http://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/stealurgirlfriend Follow Scout Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ Be sure to hit the subscribe button and to ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0U-r2zj6Nse8Bt7H8rsyng And for all the one-woman dance parties you're having in your apartment for Pride 2020, here's a Spotify playlist for the lover of ladies in all of us: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/13OUmzEXC7hfevsaZElI86?si=i_GYwDULTCCgESFMA9dVzw www.scoutdurwood.com Credits Directed and Edited by Scout Durwood Produced by Kourtney Gleason, Kacy Boccumini Director of Photography Jay Carey Color by Jason Zeni First Assistant Director John Paul Borin Camera Operator Jonathan Goldfisher 1st Assistant Camera Steve Kan Chief Lighting Tech Eddy Scully Key Grip Joe Gutierrez Best Boy Elecric Alvaro Vasquez Hair and Make Up Charde Thompson Cast Paul Palmeri Vico Ortiz Cory Robison McKenzie Trent Veronica Voss Nikki McKenzie #LGBTQ #StealURGirlfriend #Comedy