The official music video for "Millennial Malaise". Stream "Millennial Malaise": https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/millennialmalaise Listen to Comedy Electronica Vol. 2: https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/comedyelectronicavol2 Get Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: https://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/ComedyElectronicaVol1 Scroll down for lyrics! Follow Scout ▶ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/ ▶ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington/ ▶ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0zeIiZaoxgG6rpj2YUO8I2?si=1G3GrFR8QX2BXCvbyXP-kg ▶ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scoutdurwood?lang=en ▶ Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ 🔔 Subscribe and ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/user/scoutingtrip?sub_confirmation=1 www.scoutdurwood.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- MILLENNIAL MALAISE -- CREDITS Made in quarantine by Scout Durwood, Ashley Carr and Maud Lazzerini. Color by Jason Zeni Choreography by Kasmira Buchanan *No chicken was wasted in the filming of this project. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- MILLENNIAL MALAISE -- LYRICS Wake up at 10:30 I don’t need an alarm Scroll through the ‘gram and Try to find a post that Gives my life some meaning But I don’t find one So I like a dog 11:30 buy a $14 juice (what) Left my iPhone in a Uber Ugh I do that all the time There should be an app for that Imma start an app for that Should I get a dog? I’m so bored Millennial malaise I wake up bored I should take a spin class I could use my class pass Maybe I will donate my eggs High noon I decided to be vegan Cuz I’m down with charcoal toothpaste And I move towards love and light Try to google kundalini But I can’t spell it Isn’t there an “h?” K U H N D A, no K U N D A H, no K U N D H Y, K U H N D A H Y Oh my god I just killed a bug I guess I’m not vegan anymore Good, vegan was Bored I’m into paleo now I’m zero waste bored How is it 6:30 Why has no one texted me Dogue will be the name of my dog I live below the poverty line With a hundred thousand dollars of student debt And an unlimited data plan My plans are limitless I could rule the world But I’m too Bored Millennial malaise And who would walk Dogue? Crippled by potential My parents loved me too much But they never bought me a dog I’m so bored I’m still bored Like low-key board And Dogue is bored Bored #comedy #scoutdurwood #bored

The official music video for "Luv U Like". Stream "Luv U Like": https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/luvulike Listen to Comedy Electronica Vol. 2: https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/comedyelectronicavol2 Get Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: https://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/comedyelectronicavol1 Scroll down for lyrics! Follow Scout ▶ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/ ▶ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington ▶ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0zeIiZaoxgG6rpj2YUO8I2?si=1G3GrFR8QX2BXCvbyXP-kg ▶ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scoutdurwood?lang=en ▶ Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ 🔔 Subscribe and ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/user/scoutingtrip?sub_confirmation=1 www.scoutdurwood.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- LUV U LIKE -- CREDITS Song by Scout Durwood and Dave Darling Video by Scout Durwood, Maud Lazzerini and Ashley Carr ------------------------------------------------------------------------- LUV U LIKE -- LYRICS I love you like an old man drives: slowly I love you like a narcissist: for me only I love you even if it it’s extra: guacamole I love you like pornography: ooo moany moany I love you like baby shampoo: no tears I love you like a 90’s t-shirt: no fears Love you but I’m sober now: no cheers I love you but it’s toxic: Britney Spears Love like honey: sticky Love like magic: tricky Love like pimples: picky Love like chicken: chicky Love like Clippers: tight fade Love like Venmo: get paid Love that’s fishy: mermaid Love that hurts me: first aid I love you like you’re savory: umami I love you like you’re savin’ me: et spiritus sancti Love that’s indigestible: picante I love you but it’s flexible: om shanti shanti I love you like a cellphone: one month and then it’s cracked I love you like a tin roof: love shack Love you like some carrot sticks: snack I love but it’s killing me: zodiac Love like pop songs: hooky I do it for the nookie Sweet like sugar: cookie Just like the first time: rookie Love like drag queens: cunty In pigtails call me Punky Socks because I’m comfy Now tie me up and cuff me I love you like obsession: Calvin Klien I love you like like you’re solid gold: all mine I love you locked up in a castle: tale as old as time I love you like the world is ending: I feel fine I love you like: Morse Code Love that’s thicker than it’s long: it’s a choade I love you like two wrongs together: it feels so right I love you like a Fight Club: if it’s your first night here, you have to fight Love like Netflix: chill Love like keep it: real Love like Jack loves Jill Jagged little pill Love like models: Twiggy Love like fresh prince: jiggy Love like brick house: piggy Love like Newtons: figgy Love like ska bands: skanky Love like hanky panky Love like cankles: cankley Love like warfare: tanky Love like popcorn: corny Love like rhinos: horny Love like herpes: sorey Never-ending Story #comedy #scoutdurwood #luvu

The official music video for "Terrible People". Stream "Terrible People": https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/terriblepeople Listen to Comedy Electronica Vol. 2: https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/comedyelectronicavol2 Get Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: https://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/comedyelectronicavol1 Scroll down for lyrics! Follow Scout ▶ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/ ▶ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington ▶ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0zeIiZaoxgG6rpj2YUO8I2?si=1G3GrFR8QX2BXCvbyXP-kg ▶ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scoutdurwood?lang=en ▶ Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ 🔔 Subscribe and ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/user/scoutingtrip?sub_confirmation=1 www.scoutdurwood.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- TERRIBLE PEOPLE -- CREDITS Song by Scout Durwood and Dave Darling Directed by Nate Lipp Props by Diana Trepanier Color by Jason Zeni ------------------------------------------------------------------------- TERRIBLE PEOPLE -- LYRICS 10pm and my phone blows up It’s Ashley sayin’ let’s go to the club I hate the club and Ashley sucks So I say I’ll meet you there We show up and the music’s like what? I hate this song song so I sing along A random drink from a creepy guy I drink the drink and ignore him all night We’re young We’re fresh We’re fun Yeah Gonna light the world up Drink the girls up This is how we party We’re GOAT We’re Gucci We’re fire Yeah Gonna live it up Till the sun comes upJK the bar closes at two We’re terrible people in terrible bars Terrible music in our terrible cars Terrible friends having terrible fun So let’s dance Terrible girls and terrible boys The terrible sound of my baby voice Terrible choices on a terrible night Just for once guys, can we just dance! We always say we’re going to dance, but the nobody ever dances! Fireball shots and the night is lit Britney’s already feeling sick Britney throws up and the bouncer’s pissed I fall off the bar Britney is crying and where is my bag? Ashley’s ignoring us on her phone If I’m being real she’s a medium friend. Going out’s the best Cuz we’re yaaaas We’re fierce We’re appropriating language Gonna light the world up Drink the girls up This is how we party We’re cute We’re fruit We’re fly Ok Enjoy the ride Cuz we’re dead inside This is how we party We’re terrible people in terrible bars Terrible music in our terrible cars Terrible friends having terrible fun So let’s dance Terrible girls and terrible boys The terrible sound of my baby voice Terrible choices on a terrible night Has anyone seen Ashley? I leave the club in my bare feet I pee on my shoes when I pee on the street I get in my car and I drive away But I crash the car cuz I’m super wasted The cops show up cuz the car’s on fire I punch the cop and I go to jail It ruins my life and I never buy a house But I wasn’t gonna buy one anyway Cuz I’m dope I’m 100 I’m basketball… I dunno I ran out of words. Gonna light the world up Drink the girls up This is how we Everybody go Terrible people in terrible bars Terrible music in our terrible cars Terrible friends having terrible fun So let’s dance Terrible song and why are we singing Terrible stop can I please go home? Terrible drinks that are technically poison This is how we party! Terrible Ashley and Britney’s dead Oops my bad she called a Lyft She still could be dead do you guys want tacos? Going out’s the best! #scoutdurwood #comedy #stopmotion

The official music video for "Now That UR Gone". Stream "Now That UR Gone": https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/nowthaturgone Listen to Comedy Electronica Vol. 2: https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/comedyelectronicavol2 Get Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: https://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/comedyelectronicavol1 Scroll down for lyrics! Follow Scout ▶ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/ ▶ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington ▶ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood ▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0zeIiZaoxgG6rpj2YUO8I2?si=1G3GrFR8QX2BXCvbyXP-kg ▶ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scoutdurwood ▶ Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ 🔔 Subscribe and ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/user/scoutingtrip?sub_confirmation=1 www.scoutdurwood.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOW THAT UR GONE -- CREDITS Song by Scout Durwood and Dave Darling Video by Scout Durwood, Ashley Carr and Victor Glazer Featuring Erica Piccinini ------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOW THAT UR GONE -- LYRICS LYRICS: Echoes of you ripple through the sheets the concave crease of something heavy recently removed Where once were love crumbs, now are only Doritos (Baja Picante) Day one I am empty Wake up in the morning And my bed is empty Feelin’ kinda crazy and I Don’t know why Up in the morning Still dreaming of you I’m like… (fuq that, bish fuq that, bish) Wake up but today I’m cryin and I can’t stop Up and I stay In the shadow of you The places were you criticized Everything I did and wait… (fuq that, bish fuq that, bish) Now that you’re gone There’s no one to remind me Not to have a beer for breakfast Now that you’re gone from me I can drink two Two for me and none for you Now that you’re gone from me (Now that you’re gone) I can masturbate anytime I want to Now that you’re gone from me I don’t need You For oooh… ooh… Now I’m drunk in the day Feeling higher than hell Turn it up cuz today It’s not about you The only thing you took from me Was pointless negativity And furniture You took all the furniture (fuq that, bish fuq that, bish) Used to fight every day Then at night turn away It was fucked but not fuckin’ Your night guard was disgusting Freedom felt from knowing I Will not have to apologize For what you overanalyzed (fuq that, bish fuq that, bish) Now that you’re gone (So glad you’re gone) I can get some crumbs up In my bed if I want to Now that you’re gone from me I can sleep in shoes Jimmy Choo’s Now that you’re gone from me (Finally gone) I can have sex with any girl I want to Now that you’re gone from me I can do You and you and you And you and you and you Not you Sometimes when you fall in love You’re blinded by the falling and You fail to realize You have landed Where you don’t belong You never liked my friends My friends never liked you Now I never worry That I’ll Leave a party early Cuz you head hurts Not in the mood Talk about it later Bad ju ju Overtakes the sadness felt From missing you Which I do Some couples are not meant to be So you can be the one for you But I will be the one for me I will be the one for me I’m glad you’re gone (I hope you stay gone) Your parents kinda sucked And I never liked your haircut Why’d you always have to act like a dick A full blown A hundred percent A thousand percent dick Good, glad, you’re gone (So freakin gone) Now I can come first Every time and I’m going to Took our doggie door You don’t even have a dog I finally get to scratch that itch Bye Felicia! Fuck that, bish Nope, you’re just a dick. You’re a dick. You’re a dick tucked into an asshole, tucked into another dick. You’re a tur-dick-in. Oh my God, you’re a turdick-in. You invented a new insult for humanity by the layers of dick in your, in your ego… #scoutdurwood #comedy #breakup

The official music video for Scout Durwood's "Sad Ukulele". Get Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: https://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/comedyelectronicavol1 Listen to Comedy Electronica Vol. 2: https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/comedyelectronicavol2 Stream "Sad Ukulele": http://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/Scout-Durwood-Sad-Ukulele Follow Scout Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ Be sure to hit the subscribe button and to ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0U-r2zj6Nse8Bt7H8rsyng www.scoutdurwood.com SONG BY: Scout Durwood ARRANGED BY: Dave Darling VIDEO Directed by Scout Durwood Produced by Kacy Boccumini Director of Photography John Gardiner 1st AC Gabe Gely AD John Paul Bonin Color by Jason Zeni Edited by Daniel Kaczkowski and Scout Durwood Special Thanks: Chaz Ahern, Claire Mitchell LYRICS SAD UKULELE Sad songs are inappropriate When you sing them on the ukulele (Everything you’re about to hear is true) I found out on Twitter That my ex has cancer But her new girlfriend Is taking excellent care of her That’s a lot of new feelings To have all at once (yeah, woah) Because effectively I mourned you On the day you went away And made it very clear to me You don’t want to be friends Which is a challenge Cuz you also said you’d love me for forever But if you’d loved me never We’d still be friends And now will I even be invited to your funeral? And if I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew That life would be so sad I would have learned, learned, learned, learned, learned To play something other than Other than the ukulele The old man in my building Had to be hospitalized indefinitely When I asked him who was Helping taking care of his cat He said no one and I said “I’ll take the cat!” Then I found out that the Old man was a hoarder And the cat had severe Neurological disorders My vet said was too far gone Blind and deaf and there was Nothing they could do So I surrendered the cat And when the man came home I had to tell him I’d murdered his only friend Now my apartment still smells like the cat Also I’m allergic to cats And if I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew That life would be so sad I would have learned, learned, learned, learned, learned To play something other than Other than the ukulele Sometimes I wake up In the dead of night Having a panic attack that Sexual slavery exists Like how is that a problem? Why is it even a phrase? What dark part of humanity Could possibly explain it? And what can we do? What is any of this for? Did Clooney really help when he went to Darfur? Is comedy an effective tool for change? Cuz if we choose our own weapons And we choose to go to war And I am fighting for truth and equality for sure Am I an idiot to think that a Song can make a difference And why did I choose such a happy little instrument? It’s hard to acknowledge social injustice On the ukulele In a world where obesity is a Larger problem than hunger And the tenth most requested gift From Santa is a dad And every year the Mars rover Sings happy birthday to itself Also everyone you know or love or Meet in the universe eventually dies So sad Too bad I only play the ukulele. I only play the uku….. lele  #scoutdurwood #comedy

The official music video for Scout Durwood's "Sexually Implicit". Get Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: https://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/comedyelectronicavol1 Listen to Comedy Electronica Vol. 2: https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/comedyelectronicavol2 Scroll down for lyrics! Follow Scout Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ Be sure to hit the subscribe button and to ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/user/scoutingtrip?sub_confirmation=1 www.scoutdurwood.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- SEXUALLY IMPLICIT -- CREDITS Song by Scout Durwood and Dave Darling Directed by Jason Zeni CAST Scout Durwood as herself Kacy Boccumini as Ric Cum Laude Lindasy Hicks as Benji Dipthong Dongle Executive Producer Blue Elan Records Producer Kacy Boccumini Director of Photography Keelan Carothers Edited by Jason Zeni 1st AD Chaz Ahern Gaffer Chris Boulos Grip Eric Garcia Production Assistants Claire Mitchell, Dre Swain, Darren Bailey Technical Supervisor Dan Dowding 1st AC Brad Wilder 2nd AC Paulina Zamorano Color by Jazon Zeni Titles/Graphics by Jason Zeni ------------------------------------------------------------------------- SEXUALLY IMPLICIT -- LYRICS Oooo Aer Lingus Angina Assonance Backdoor Beaver Breaststroke Bulbous Bunny Buttress Charles Dickens Chum Coccyx Cockapoo Cockle Cockpit Conch Copula Creamy Cul de sac Cum laude Cumin Cystic Diphthong Dongle Oooo baby You know you can’t resist it Ooo Ooo baby When I’m sexually implicit Wanna get with me Filthy flirty Wanna be with me Baby better keep it wordy Facial Fajita Fartlek Fish stick Flaccid Flagella Flappy Flautist Foaming Free Willy Fricatives Fruity Girth Gooey Homo Erectus Humpback Joystick Juices Kumquat Lingual Bi-lingual Magna cum laude Manhole Ooo baby You wanna love me longer longer Ooo oo baby Better hit me with some sweet entendre Ooo baby You know you can’t resist it Ooo oo baby When I’m sexually implicit Masticate Membrane Moist Muffin Nasty Nut butter Oedipus Oral Panties Peacock Penal code Pendulous Penultimate Phalanges Pianist Poop deck Pounding Pro Bono Prostrate Pudding Pulsing Pumping Punt Pussy willow Ramrod Rim shot Rorschach Secretion Sextuplets Shaft Shuttlecock Slather Slider Smack Snatch Spaetzle Spelunk Sperm whale Splurge Sprinkle Squat Squirt Sticky Subpoena Summa cum laude Throbbing Titmouse Tight end Tittle Titular Uranus Viscous Vivaldi Waxing gibbous Weenis #scoutdurwood #comedy

The official music video for Scout Durwood's "Sky Dancer". Get Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: https://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/comedyelectronicavol1 Stream "Sky Dancer": http://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/Scout-SkyDancer Listen to Comedy Electronica Vol. 2: https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/comedyelectronicavol2 Scroll down for lyrics! Follow Scout Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ Be sure to hit the subscribe button and to ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/user/scoutingtrip?sub_confirmation=1 www.scoutdurwood.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------- SKY DANCER -- Credits Song by Scout Durwood, Dave Darling, Gunner Sixx, Jordan Spoliansky Executive Producer Scout Durwood, Blue Elan Records Directed by Jason Zeni Produced by Kacy Boccumini, Kourtney Gleason Director of Photography Keelan Carothers 1st AD Chaz Ahern Edited by Jason Zeni and Eric Garcia Key Grip Chad Narducci Gaffer Chris Boulos Grip Eric Garcia PA Claire Mitchell PA Dre Swain PA Darrren Bailey Technical Supervisor Dan Dowding 2nd AC Paulina Zamorano 1st AC Brad Wilder 2nd AC Marizo Siller Steady Cam David Crother VFX Yates Holly CAST Scout Durwood Annie Paradis Anna Goodman Lindsay Hicks Kacy Boccumini Jacob Crow Richee Aaron Kacy Boccumini ------------------------------------------------------------------------- SKY DANCER -- LYRICS Ok, kids. We’re about learn a new dance. It’s a dance of friendship. It’s a dance of freedom! It’s the dance of the wavy parachute guy you see outside of used car lots and tire shops, technically known as… sky dancers. Are you ready? Well you should be! Because the party starts…… now! Put your right foot on the ground Put your left foot next to it Just like you’re a tree A tree growing for friendship far and wide! Now shake your butt and move your knees in a circle Bigger circles smaller circles Everything’s a circle life is a circle Wave a stranger Feet like a trunk and shake your butt Your knees in a circle you’re doing great. Wave to a stranger from the left to the right Now tickle the sun and smile bright Reach to the sky do a body roll Wave to a stranger body roll Play catch with yourself but you can’t see the ball Don’t forget to smile Sky dancer dancing alone What are you dancing for? Sky dancer reaching so high than Falling so low then rising again Long yellow free Are you waving at me? Long yellow free Are you waving at me? Fee fie faux fame Hollywood give us more of the same So let your freak flag fly Let your freak flag fly Your freak flag’s fly So let your freak flag fly Freak flagging is fly So fly your freak flag high Flag your freak flying fly Freaking freak you flag fly (nonsense) (nonsense) Now you’ve got your feet And now you’ve got your arms Now pretend that you don’t have Any bones Reach to the sky Fall to the floor Reach to the sky Fall to the floor Reach to the sky Fall half way down Then go back to the sky Feet like a trunk and shake your butt Knees in a circle smile and wave. Tickle the sun do a body roll Wave to a stranger body roll Play catch with yourself But you can’t see the ball You don’t have any bones Feet to the knees to the circle and wave. To the sun to the stranger smile Sky dancer what are you waving for? Are you waving for me? Sky dancer dancing above the clouds For all to see Sky dancer what are you dancing for Are you dancing for me Sky dancer dancing forever Dancing for all to see Feet like a trunk and shake your butt. Knees in a circle smile and wave. Tickle the sun do a body roll Wave to a stranger body roll Play catch with yourself But you can’t see the ball You don’t have any bones Feet to the knees to the circle and wave To the sun to the stranger smile Long yellow free Are you waving at me? Long yellow free Are you waving at me? #scoutdurwood #comedy

The official music video for Scout Durwood's "I Don't Want To Hold UR Baby". Get Comedy Electronica Vol. 1: https://lnk.blueelanrecords.com/comedyelectronicavol1 Listen to Comedy Electronica Vol. 2: https://scoutdurwood.lnk.to/comedyelectronicavol2 Follow Scout Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ladyscoutington/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/scoutdurwood Store: https://www.blueelan.com/store/scout-durwood/ Be sure to hit the subscribe button and to ring the bell: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0U-r2zj6Nse8Bt7H8rsyng www.scoutdurwood.com #scoutdurwood #comedy #millennials Directed by Scout Durwood Executive Producer Blue Elan Records Co-Directed by Kasmira Buchanan Produced by Kacy Boccumini, Kourtney Gleason Director of Photography John Gardiner Color by Jason Zeni Choreography by Kasmira Buchanan Assistant Director John Paul Bonin 1st Assistant Camera Arthur Castellano Jib Operator Charles Chen Key Grip Joawuin Cruz Key PA Franky Morales Special thanks to Brendon Thomas CAST Scout Durwood, Kasmira Buchanan, Kevin Kelley, Kacy Boccumini, Catherine McCafferty, Keva Walker, Allen Smith, Anna Goodman, Grant Cohen, Rojonna Handy, Eileen Crowe, Lia Richardson, Cat Mahara Song by Scout Durwood Dave Darling Gunner Sixx